Twinkle Twinkle, Uncle Fred
drank too much, the neighbours said.
one night, his drinking binge complete,
he fell face forwards in the street!
Twinkle twinkle, Uncle Fred,
wonders why his nose is red.
drank too much, the neighbours said.
one night, his drinking binge complete,
he fell face forwards in the street!
Twinkle twinkle, Uncle Fred,
wonders why his nose is red.
- The Poet formerly known as Tim
Twinkle Twinkle in my mind
There is a secret you will find.
Orange, yellow, blue and green
want to know where it has been?
Pink and blue
don't think it's true
Only red "knows"
-Jezza
Twinkle Twinkle "me little duck"
Your Red nose I'd like to suck.
On second thoughts, it's not your nose
I think I'd rather suck your toes!
-"Table by the door"
