Limerick challenge entries - November 2006

There was an old man who drank beer
who fancied himself as King Lear.
One night at the Bard
he was feeling quite hard,
and was caught out shaking his spear.
.....................................................................Sue.

There was an old man who drank beer
and it made him feel awfully queer.
He minced to the loo
with his hair dyed blue,
and everyone ran out in fear.
................................................................Bill Bitter

There was an old man who drank beer
offered water he'd tell you "No fear!"
A good Pedigree
keeps my bowels quite free,
several has me just short of Diarrhoea.
.....................................................................Gadget

There was an old man whio drank beer
till he fell off tyyhe end of a pier.
He yelled " Get me out!"
but was left up the spout
as a shark ate him up with a sneer.
..................................................................Marilyn

There was an old man who drank beer
who all of a sudden felt fear.
He popped into the Whistle,
but swallowed some gristle
and woke up next morning all queer!
..................................................................The 3 Stooges

There was an old man who drank beer
At girls in the pub he would leer.
"Have a drink with me,
a coffee or tea.
You won't regret it my dear!"
..............................................................Tom

There was an old man who drank beer
which made him feel terribly queer.
He fell on his face,
and rolled in disgrace
just as soon as his wife did appear.
...............................................................Maureen